someone buy it and send it to me..
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I personally don't believe in this hokus-pokus, but even if I did, I'd think it was pretty damn sad that you would need a magic spell in order to get someone to want to f**k you. Maybe instead of investing in magic, maybe you should review your personal grooming habits, pay a visit to The Gap, perhaps start hitting the gym, work on your interpersonal skills?
Then again, if all you want is sex, then maybe that $20 could get you a little bj down at 8 Mile and Dequindre -- just make sure to take your Lysol or Clorox with you!

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Reminds me of the "Behind the Scenes" Oprah show Angie was watching - they had two girls that were "30 year old virgins" - can't be that hard for a woman to get laid. Granted they weren't that attractive, but I'm sure there's some horny ass guy that can put a paper bag over her head and get the job done.Originally posted by ktl711 View PostI personally don't believe in this hokus-pokus, but even if I did, I'd think it was pretty damn sad that you would need a magic spell in order to get someone to want to f**k you. Maybe instead of investing in magic, maybe you should review your personal grooming habits, pay a visit to The Gap, perhaps start hitting the gym, work on your interpersonal skills?
Then again, if all you want is sex, then maybe that $20 could get you a little bj down at 8 Mile and Dequindre -- just make sure to take your Lysol or Clorox with you!
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God Damnit Larry STOP posting up my 2nd and 3rd jobs! Your scaring all my business away!sigpic
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Originally posted by meissenI actually agree with Darren on everything he said...Originally posted by 81DaytonaPaceCarYep, pretty much...not too often I agree 100% with Darren, but there it is...
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Sorry dude.. Kevin makes it sound like you should get into the hand lotion/kleenex business!!! You could make up your losses there..Originally posted by Darren View PostGod Damnit Larry STOP posting up my 2nd and 3rd jobs! Your scaring all my business away!
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Originally posted by OIF1VET View PostSorry dude.. Kevin makes it sound like you should get into the hand lotion/kleenex business!!! You could make up your losses there..
Looks like onto the next business adventure!
No really could you picture the people who would actually buy this gig? I have a mental picture of a customer and let me tell you it AINT PRETTY! Kinda looks like B now that I think about it....
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1992 Chevy Camaro 25th Anniversary-SOLD
1992 Chevy Camaro 25th Anniversary
1997 Chevrolet Corvette
The Original
Originally posted by meissenI actually agree with Darren on everything he said...Originally posted by 81DaytonaPaceCarYep, pretty much...not too often I agree 100% with Darren, but there it is...
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hahahahahaha B... I'm sure he'll appreciate the fact you think of him when you think of people buying "sex" spells....Originally posted by Darren View Post
Looks like onto the next business adventure!
No really could you picture the people who would actually buy this gig? I have a mental picture of a customer and let me tell you it AINT PRETTY! Kinda looks like B now that I think about it....
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U.S. Army 1983-2005
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Originally posted by WMCCjames
"Plans Subject to change upon Sobering up"
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