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  • #16
    someone buy it and send it to me..




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    • #17
      Um, you already have the solution to "no sex" in the palm of your hand...


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      • #18
        Originally posted by ktl711 View Post
        Um, you already have the solution to "no sex" in the palm of your hand...



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        • #19
          Originally posted by ktl711 View Post
          Um, you already have the solution to "no sex" in the palm of your hand...

          I'm evidently on a dry spell....haha, get it? ugh

          What's scarier? The fact that someone is selling spells on eBay, or the fact that many people are buying them?

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          • #20
            Amazing people would fall for that.

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            • #21
              bought mine today!!!
              lol jk


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              • #22
                $20 would buy you a good lot of hand lotion and Kleenex... just sayin'...

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                • #23
                  lol who paid for me? that shit works
                  wishing i could drive like joe and the atm squad

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                  • #24
                    I personally don't believe in this hokus-pokus, but even if I did, I'd think it was pretty damn sad that you would need a magic spell in order to get someone to want to f**k you. Maybe instead of investing in magic, maybe you should review your personal grooming habits, pay a visit to The Gap, perhaps start hitting the gym, work on your interpersonal skills?

                    Then again, if all you want is sex, then maybe that $20 could get you a little bj down at 8 Mile and Dequindre -- just make sure to take your Lysol or Clorox with you!


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                    • #25
                      Ahahaha.

                      We had this nasty girl in my senior english class who was practiced witchcraft. It was funny as ****.
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by ktl711 View Post
                        I personally don't believe in this hokus-pokus, but even if I did, I'd think it was pretty damn sad that you would need a magic spell in order to get someone to want to f**k you. Maybe instead of investing in magic, maybe you should review your personal grooming habits, pay a visit to The Gap, perhaps start hitting the gym, work on your interpersonal skills?

                        Then again, if all you want is sex, then maybe that $20 could get you a little bj down at 8 Mile and Dequindre -- just make sure to take your Lysol or Clorox with you!

                        Reminds me of the "Behind the Scenes" Oprah show Angie was watching - they had two girls that were "30 year old virgins" - can't be that hard for a woman to get laid. Granted they weren't that attractive, but I'm sure there's some horny ass guy that can put a paper bag over her head and get the job done.
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                        • #27
                          God Damnit Larry STOP posting up my 2nd and 3rd jobs! Your scaring all my business away!
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                          Originally posted by meissen
                          I actually agree with Darren on everything he said...
                          Originally posted by 81DaytonaPaceCar
                          Yep, pretty much...not too often I agree 100% with Darren, but there it is...


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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Darren View Post
                            God Damnit Larry STOP posting up my 2nd and 3rd jobs! Your scaring all my business away!
                            Sorry dude.. Kevin makes it sound like you should get into the hand lotion/kleenex business!!! You could make up your losses there..
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by OIF1VET View Post
                              Sorry dude.. Kevin makes it sound like you should get into the hand lotion/kleenex business!!! You could make up your losses there..
                              Looks like onto the next business adventure!

                              No really could you picture the people who would actually buy this gig? I have a mental picture of a customer and let me tell you it AINT PRETTY! Kinda looks like B now that I think about it....
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                              The Original
                              Originally posted by meissen
                              I actually agree with Darren on everything he said...
                              Originally posted by 81DaytonaPaceCar
                              Yep, pretty much...not too often I agree 100% with Darren, but there it is...


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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Darren View Post
                                Looks like onto the next business adventure!

                                No really could you picture the people who would actually buy this gig? I have a mental picture of a customer and let me tell you it AINT PRETTY! Kinda looks like B now that I think about it....
                                hahahahahaha B... I'm sure he'll appreciate the fact you think of him when you think of people buying "sex" spells....
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                                11.20@122.37 1.51 60'

                                Originally posted by WMCCjames

                                "Plans Subject to change upon Sobering up"

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