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Sure, I'll help a brother out.
I'll cut you the friend price, and only charge you $1000 a week and 0.95 cents per mile driven...that's a great deal...check out what it costs to rent a Lambo to a complete stranger for a weekend...
You will agree to pay for any and all mechanical repairs required during the voyage (it's not exactly a new car with a warranty after all, but it is pretty cheap to fix, so that's a good thing)...I can pretty much guarantee her man-boy has never ridden in one (or perhaps has never even seen one), so I expect the "wow" factor will be high.
If you want insurance on the vehicle, that is your responsibility...might be a good idea, if you ask me...
I expect the vehicle when returned to be washed, waxed and with a full tank of gas...exactly how I will give it to you.
And a piece of advice...the back seats are small, so I don't expect that any hanky-panky will happen there. But the front seats do recline completely. So I would need her to guarantee that if/when that type of activity occurs (and I know it will...you'll just have to trust me on this one...), that both front seats are fully reclined (preventive structural abuse) and are pulled and professionally cleaned before I will take receivership.
Y'know, now that I think about it, she may be a small girl, so make that include both front and back seats, just to be safe...I've heard of some strange things happening in F-bodies...
Now that I think about it #2, she and/or her man-boy might be bigger people...and the seats are only rated to 350 lbs total, so I'll need to see the actual combined mass measurement (i.e. combined weight) of both her and the man-boy she's visiting.
Oh, yeah...I'll need a $50,000 up front cash refundable deposit that will be returned (minus damage) when the vehicle comes back to me.
If you expect me to do any repairs upon your return, I'm good with it...they will be deducted from the $50K deposit...and I'll be taking it to Cauley Ferrari for repairs...just so they're done right, y'know...
Thank you for your time, and I eagerly look forward to your acceptance of this offer...
Happy traveling!
Originally posted by Redd8407Originally posted by Z28ISGR8Originally posted by DarrenComment
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HAhahahahaha"IROCZ86"
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Yeah I asked her if I could put a photo of her up on here but she didn't seem to be feelin it idk. She's def got a sexy face and smile and awesome curves. But cars before hos I completely agree. I'd want $500 (deductable) up from and give her $200 back if it comes back in one piece after a week or less.
Yeah I mean I wasn't the creator of this idea. If it's a scam it was her idea. I'll give her your sarcastic quote next time I talk to her. $1,000/week plus .75$/mile.
I don't think she was looking for anything too sporty or in good condition, just a convertible.Last edited by Faster; July 10th, 2012, 06:03 PM.Comment
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Hmmm...seems you have '98 WS6...Originally posted by Faster View Post
Why won't you rent her your car?
Sounds like a great money making opportunity...
Originally posted by Redd8407Originally posted by Z28ISGR8Originally posted by DarrenComment
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He said he didn't personally have a F-body Anway, I sure as hell wouldn't give my car away for $500... "Hi, GMAC? Yeah, I rented my car to a stranger and it never came back. I'd like to be reimbursed for the loss of my *click* Hello? Hello?"
Hertz has convertible Mustangs, Budget has convertible Camaros and Mustangs, Avis has a convertible Eclipse, Thrifty has convertible Mustangs, Enterprise has convertible Mustangs. Etc, Etc. Call around, expect to pay $500-1000 for a week
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1989 Camaro IROC-Z Convertible - 355 big tube TPI, WC T5, 3.42 Zexel Torsen, CTS-V/C4 brakes
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This guy said she can ride there on his lap. I told him I don't think there is enough room.96 Camaro Z28- large cam, vortech supercharger, an a tiny 50 shot of juice. - SOLD
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A cavalier convertible is affordable for just one weekend.
It would be under $2000 and if you really look, probaby find one under $1000.
Slap on some SVT, GT-R, and Turbo badges on it and a fart can and there is your fast looking convertible.
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$8k a 12 pack of Heineken and a Ba-jay and its all hersComment
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