Welcome all new members!!

[meissen]

While you're under there, be sure to replace and re-tune your muffler belt. An expired or out-of-tune muffler belt can rob 9% of your car's power. Remember not to set it so that the repressure exceeds 1 degree from bottom dead center.
If you are missing that 9% of power, it will be harder for your Voltage Injectors to fulfill your Light Emitting Diodes maximum bling intensity.

I already have all that taken care of from last time. This time I have to fill my halogen fluid into my taillights.

[SS4Matt]

well just for safety's sake you can always lube your muffler bearings while you're under there...and change the oil in your tires, shit maybe even check to see if your whitcha-ditcha is still tickin?!?!!??!!!

[phoenix_rising]

You'd better also check the pneumatics on that spoiler, you don't want them getting out of control, we'd all be in trouble then. It almost as bad as letting your tire's intonation go out of tune. MESSY!

[93formulalt1]

I need to have my tires retuned! Anybody know of a good Tire Tune shop in the Adrian area? I just ordered my new Flux Capacitor, Ben. . . When I install that, I'll race you and I'll definitely win! Oh yeah, I have to wait for the new driveshaft to arrive this week . . . . GRRR! It's ticking me off! Some idiot mechanic tried to charge me to grease my muffler bearings last week! They're worse than the government now!

[02hawk796]

The rest of you all don't have to worry, it's only meissen that can whip us all with his superior Light Emitting Diode getup. He'll be so fast that he'll need to upgrade his Spoiler Controller Chip before that Yaw Dampener is overwhelmed. He may need that new solar-powered paneling to boost all that power.

[meissen]

Each tube adds 40hp.

[Orange Terror]

Each tube adds 40hp.

That kid with his pants hanging down around his ankles and the chain going from his forhead to his buttcheek mumbled that they were worth $60 hp per tube!!!! That little jerk, he lied to me, now I gotta return them!!!

[meissen]

[Orange Terror]

Was that over the top? I can never tell!!!